Software and Shoe Repair

Never underestimate the resources available in your average software shop. I keep my older walking shoes here at work and they were starting to come apart at the soles.

Me: Where's that Gorilla Glue?
Grant: Right there...(points to desk full of too much stuff including a large, but expired 30spf sunblock)
Me: Where?
Grant: There!
Me: Ah
Grant: You're gonna need a clamp.
Me: I can just put something on it.
Grant: (points to clamps)

Yup. I went to the right office...